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Total Medals Earned: 183 (From 32 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,030 Points

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4 Swords Misadventures 7

Medals Earned: 7/9 (220/250 points)

Blizzeta Screamer 5 Points

Click on the button that says "When's the next one coming out?"

Robot Chicken 5 Points

Click on Cojiro the Cucco for a Robot chicken gag.

Chuck Norris 10 Points

Click on one of the statues during the scene.

Get on with it 25 Points

Click on Dark Link's sunglasses during his Matrix dialogue.

Zelda Bonus Scene 25 Points

After the credits are over, Click on Zelda's eyes in the middle of the screen to see her complain about the episode.

Dark Link's Milk 50 Points

When Blue talks about Dark Link, Click on the words "Dark Link" in the subtitles to see a deleted scene of the riot.

Sarias Song 100 Points

Press Down Right Left, Down Right Left on the keyboard to play her song.

Red Link Bloopers 5 Points

Find the hidden Red Link button for bloopers and outtakes.

Find the Sign Guy 25 Points

Click on one of Dark Link's clones to find the Sign guy right behind them.

Another Small Favor

Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)

Another Small Favor 100 Points

Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Flower Power 25 Points

Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Kill a spider, save a kitty.

Hunt the Hunter 25 Points

Eliminate the Pig Hunter

A Small Stitch 25 Points

Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.

Applez

Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)

Aversion to death 5 Points

Complete an easy level without dying

Dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat

Obey gravity, it's the law 5 Points

Attempt to double jump

REALLY a dog person 5 Points

Stomp a cat while fat

Brutal takedown 10 Points

Mid-air axe death

Like a chubby vampire 10 Points

Death by spikes when fat

Skilled at not dying 10 Points

Complete a hard level without dying

Slow and steady 10 Points

Get to the flag when fat

Jump, magic jump 25 Points

Find and use the golden bounce pad

Untouchable 25 Points

Complete a hard level without taking damage

Curious 50 Points

Find a secret area

Godslayer 50 Points

Defeat the cat god

Royal rainbow 50 Points

Vomit on the princess

Collector 100 Points

Find all 3 secret areas

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 4/9 (125/500 points)

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Brawl Royale

Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)

NoLegs 5 Points

Silly cat, get off ma lawn.

Red Mage 5 Points

That's not even a real sword.

Tonberry 5 Points

Go back to your cave.

Yoko 5 Points

Farukon Paaansh.

Black Waltz 10 Points

Wololo.

Lazarus 10 Points

Ma gun's bigger.

Mecha 25 Points

Systems failure imminent.

Natalie 25 Points

Go back to kitchen.

Canti 50 Points

Master the guitar.

Masochist 50 Points

Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.

Goku 100 Points

Save the universe from evil.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Ching Chong Beautiful

Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)

Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Long Slide 25 Points

Slide a HELLA long time!

Ching Champion! 25 Points

Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points

Fall a long time for your ancestors

Too Close! 25 Points

Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points

Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points

Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points

Earn all Platinums on Hard

Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 1/16 (25/500 points)

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!